There are some things I thought you should know about me. These may or may not fall in the "confession" bucket...none the less, here you go.
- I will not wear capris. I don't care who you are, capris make you look short and fat. Period. With the exception of that one pair of workout pants I have, I will never wear capris (and they are getting a hole, so I'll throw them out soon).
- I prefer my mornings slow. They almost never are. (Was that a double negative?) It is nice to wake naturally and if that happens one day a week I consider myself lucky.
- Shoes hurt my feet. If I threw out all the shoes in my closet that hurt my feet I might have one pair left. Maybe one.
- I'm ready to retire. People who say they'll work forever because they love it...need to find a hobby. I will have no trouble filling my time. I'll try to hold out until I'm 57. Try. (cringe)
- Baths are a waste of time. I'm not even enticed by the thought of it.
- Paperless may not be for me. I still have a paper calendar. I need to see things and touch them, and I can flip to a page, write down an appointment or give you 3 options before you can get to your app.
- I want to drive fast. The speed limit doesn't take into account how fun my car is to drive. It's...limiting.
- I was the kid who thought she was funny. Other people might not have. They still may not. That is OK.
- Exspecially is not a word. Please refrain from ever saying it. Ever.
- I love dark beer. Really, really dark. It will always make my sinuses stuffed up because I'm allergic to gluten and alcohol. But I may drink one off season. Maybe.
- Aging has made me prettier. Youth was unkind to me in some ways. My husband will attest that I've aged well. You don't think he's just saying that?
- I still use hair gel. It's embarrassing with all the sophisticated hair products. But, it works for me. I also use wax, finishing cream and hairspray. It takes a chemistry project to get this hair under control. But it's true about the gel.
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